A dad brought his 15 year old daughter in because she had missed her menstrual period the past week. He kept her home from school for three days because he wanted to see if the period had just decided to show up late.
Alas, after 5 extra days, no period was forthcoming.
The young girl’s pregnancy test was …. positive.
When the nurse told the father that his daughter was pregnant, he wigged out.
“You mean she’s having a baby NOW!?!?”
No, sir, the gestation in humans is 9 months not 35 days. You’re thinking of rabbits.
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